Constipated &
Oversized
Whoa!

seriously! i can't win!

AHA!
I shall now update.
I can't do the align to the middle anymore :(
The button isn't there!
ARGH!
I AM SORRY I DIDN'T TURN UP FOR TRAINING CAUSE I WAS REALLY TIRED CAUSE I HAD CHURCH STUFF YESTERDAY AND IT WAS 8PM TO 8AM AND I DIDN'T SLEEP AND WAS REALLY TIRED.
I was waiting for my dad at the school's canteen [kuo chan secondary] and i slept on the table and my dad called and i was like "Aiya, who sms me" and then it kept ringing then i woke up and "OMG IT'S MY DAD CALLING."
hahaha
tiring but worth it.
we had lots of worship and sermon. was it a sermon? seems like one. RIGHT. a sermon. and we had this game the SINgapore thing. hahaha.
Quite a retarded name i think.
its like, SINgapore was in darkness and a streetlighter came. But the people didn't maintain the lights and sold candles and stuff. Then years later only a building was lighted. And we had to get matchsticks to light our candle. The usual walk around the school, find matchsticks by playing games. WE HAD MAWNSTERS TOO. AND WINDMELITES.

MAWNSTERS

[M]en who are dr[awn] by [sin] and [t]empted to do rather [e]vil [s]tuff

I DON'T REMEMBER THE WHOLE THING. I FORGOT THE R but its roughly like that. They are the ones who take your matchsticks if our group candle [survivour torch like that] is not lighted. if its not lighted and they come and there are no matchstick have to do forfeit. we got kana-ed twice!. and if we scream a mawnster will magically teleport in front of us and take our matchsticks and forfeit cause there were other people in kuo chan and they are not nocturnal like us so we aren't suppose to make noise.

WINDMELITES

REALLY EVIL PEOPLE. they can blow your candle and take your matchsticks. they like "Happy birthday to me!" BLOW and take your matchsticks. IT HAPPENED...
we had to play 5 stations which are all very very retarded.
I think the most retarded one is the first one. a tennis ball in one leg of a stocking and we had to put it on our heads. then we have to swing it around the try and get the opponent's stocking off. i got blackmailed..
then we had to get wet. in a HOMEMADE POOL. believe it. its possible. the water was about ankle length and we had to CRAWL in it. if we don't crawl enough we get sprayed. I GOT FREAKIN WET. hahaha.
then we had to think of a skit in 4 minutes with props [newspaper, raffia string and TOILET PAPER] we could get extra matchsticks if we did something entertaining and our group did the GATSBY DEO THING! the station masters were laughing their heads off. hahahaha.
then it was the disgusting thing. we were blindfolded and led to this bucket to find matchsticks in it. and on the way there is not nice. they told us there were frogs and grasshoppers and snails i was damnnn freaked out. then i was shadow of people moving around and around AHA! they were brushing our legs with really itchy things. AND THE BUCKET WAS NOT NICE. it was homemade dough with oil and leaves and ROTTEN GRAPES. DONT ASK ME HOW I KNOW. and i squished a rotten grape as in like = SQUASH = and not - poke poke- I THOUGHT IT WAS A FREAKIN MUSHROOM!

and then we had to play another game. a bit disgusting. poke a toothpick in an orange, put the orange in your mouth and poke balloons that contain a part of a memory verse. complete the verse and recite it. our group was slower and we tried to eat the orange for extra matchsticks but we were slower again.. THE ORANGE WAS DISGUSTING GREEN. G FOR GREEN AND G FOR disGusting.


hahahaha in the end dunno who win hahahaha.
i was half asleep..
BUT IT WAS FUN.
REALLY FUN.
WORTH IT.
if i went for training i think i collapse already.
AHAHAHA ENJOYED IT.

if you think you can reach a man through his stomach, you are aiming a bit to high